It was a lovely and blustery spring day, filled with the music of waves lapping against the rocks and birds calling out as they soared effortlessly above us. Suddenly the bright calm was shattered by a horrible, thrashing creature who was rushing quickly toward us with foam and sea water spewing from its ravaged, hairy body. The sky went dark and children ran, screaming in fear. I leaped to my feet and frantically searched for SB. With profound horror I realized that SB was nowhere to be seen after wandering down the rocks to where the creature had emerged. I turned slowly to face the monster...
Oh, wait. SB, is that you? "Aargh, I got too close to the water," was his reply, "Again." At least this time he did not emerge embedded with sea urchin spines.
Oh, wait. SB, is that you? "Aargh, I got too close to the water," was his reply, "Again." At least this time he did not emerge embedded with sea urchin spines.
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