I need a vacation

me (reading from news reader): Rachel Alexandra, the filly that won Preakness, will not run in the Belmont Stakes. The jockey is getting back on Kentucky Derby winner Mine That Bird in his quest for a personal Triple Crown.

SB: You can do that?

me: Why not?

SB: If he wins, does that mean that they are going to put him out to stud?

me: *groan*

SB: Are they going to charge hundreds of thousands of dollars for him to impregnate your horse?


Calvin Borel

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