Women are from Venus, men are from Moron

First he saw me, then he moved into my house to increase the chance of pursuit, then he spent a couple of months talking himself out of it, then he pontificated some more, then he decided to wake up when I did and follow me around, then he lured me to spend time with him with downloaded rugby matches, then he decided that he really liked me, then he pontificated some more, then he debated about me with his friend Phil who was in the middle of a bitter divorce, then he discussed me with his friend Larry who was in the middle of a bitter divorce, then I told him that he was a moron, then he kissed me. Time frame: three months.

And they say women are complicated

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