another doomsday approaches

This shall be the last, last, last day of the universe, as opposed to the last day and the last, last day. For everyone who missed the spaceship in Y2K there is another day for the end of the world, for the Mayan calendar is about to run out. And we all know what that means.

No, not because the calendar writers may have simply lost interest in adding more years to their precise and rigorous record, but because that was when they knew it would all be over for mankind. 2012 is the end of the world, but don't discuss that with the Mayan. Apparently they're sick of hearing about it. Oh, and they would like us to know that actually, some of the ancient calendars actually go on to 4772.

And they don't sell flute music. Those are the Inca.

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