Well gee, how did that not happen?

One year has officially passed since Igor Panarin, a former spokesman for Russia’s Federal Space Agency and reportedly an ex-KGB analyst, declared in early 2009 that the United States would collapse in 2010, partly due to gays.  Obviously our strong efforts to deny civil rights to homosexuals saved us all in the end (hooray Proposition 8)! 

Now we have only a few more months to see if we do indeed splinter into six states.