From the horse's mouth

"The Girl Scouts allow homosexuals and atheists to join their ranks, and they have become a pro-abortion, feminist training corps. If the Girl Scouts of America can't get back to teaching real character, perhaps it will be time to look for our cookies elsewhere."

- Hans Zeiger, a Republican candidate for Washington State's House of Representatives

Where were these girl scouts when I was a kid?  If they had revealed their evil feminist agenda to me, perhaps I would have sold more cookies to further their wicked, Wicca plans.

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