If you are complimenting your girlfriend you may compare her to a flower or a jewel. You may compare her to dessert item or a wonder of nature. You may even compare her to animals if they are exotic birds. Do not, however, compare her to a rhinoceros even if it is just to comment on how she also has small feet because she will understand that you are commenting on how amazing it is that her small pins can hold up such an enormous body. You may show her that BBC article that inspired you to compare her to that odd toed perissodactyl but it will have little effect, rhinos being short tempered rampagers and all.
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