Sunday, January 22, 2012

the mutant

As per his usual compliments of me that are really compliments of himself my beloved told me that I had nice eyelashes though not as bountiful as his.  "I have long lashes," I protested.  Yes, but he thought that his were more abundant.  "I always have to pull my eyelashes out because they are too many," he pointed out.  Upon closer inspection I realized that he was correct.  In fact upon really close inspection I could see that the lusciousness of his lashes were made up of two rows.  "You're like Elizabeth Taylor," I told him, "A genetic freak."  Take that mutant boy.

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