While engaging in a session of sharing too much information with my best friend, I discovered that a slight misquote can indeed lead one down a totally incorrect path of comprehension. Apparently quoting SB saying that I made him feel like a sexual dinosaur is not the same thing as what he really said, which was that I made him feel like a sexual Tyrannosaurus. So while SB might have been strutting about, feeling like a ferocious, apex biped, what my bestie pictured was a small brained creature whose evolution ended at the ice age. I expect the "fully revised and completely updated" Joy of Sex to be arriving in our mailbox any day now.
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