Thursday, November 8, 2012

wedding season

It's that time of the year when the weddings start picking up after a summer/rain season hiatus.  I have two weddings this weekend and one next weekend.  On Saturday I'm playing an afternoon match against that team whose player previously went at me like a wolverine.  It should be an interesting time.   SB suggested that I wear some sort of a gimp mask to avoid any unwanted facials.  My hooker is part of the wedding party but has been given special dispensation to attend our match between the ceremony and reception.  She will play in full hair and makeup.  What a tart.  Hooker jokes will likely abound.  We won't be able to help it; as forwards we are inherently lazy (I prefer to call it energy efficient) and we will always pluck low hanging fruit.

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