Setting: last night, in the bedroom as we are getting ready to go to sleep.
SB (holding up his phone): Hey, do you want to see a video of a woman taking a dump in the lift of the Shenzhen MTR?
Me: Aack, no! Gross!
Me: Wait, was it a girl or a woman?
SB: A grown woman.
Me: Yeah, okay
SB starts to load the video
Me: No, no! I meant, 'yeah, okay I've heard it all,' not, 'yeah, okay I want to see the video.'
Instead we watch a video of a duckling fighting off sleep.
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