fish tales

A woman asked SB for help removing her luggage from the baggage carousel.  "I recently had surgery," she explained to him. "Did have shoulder surgery?" asked SB, remembering his AC separation.

"No," she replied, "I just had breast augmentation surgery."

SB then did his best impersonation of a goldfish.

"What should I have said?" he asked me later, after I had finished rolling around on the floor in laughter.

I had no idea.  I would probably have said something dorky like, "I have no idea what to say to convey how happy I am for you."  Because his typical "nice!" with a thumbs up might not have worked.

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