Tuesday, June 24, 2014

enter the slip

As well as being the title of a Jim Morrison poem, it seemed an appropriate title for this post. Readers, might I share with you the story of an American exchange student who got stuck inside of a giant vagina statue: http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/27971248

When I read the news heading aloud to SB, he proceeded to open and close his mouth like a goldfish. There were so many thoughts, most of them inappropriate, that came rushing to the forefront of his brain, that he almost had a stroke trying to get them all out at once. Even the more reserved members of our dinner group seemed to struggle mightily not to pluck the low hanging morsel from the tree.

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